Some people are just not people you can trust. For instance, the friend who snips pictures from your last month's Vogue magazine.
Excuse me, may I snip snip you?
So every day from that moment on, you look at this dimwit with cynical eyes, and spending your time with them becomes a burden because you now must keep a close eye on all of your magazines, or, similarly to any occasion when you know spittling infants are among you: hide the damn magazines.
The same person who robs you of your right to look at pictures while you read the latest celeb news will also always think that they are your dearest friend. They will most definitely call you up and ask for rides to places you would never otherwise trek, and they will borrow your money (in this case, the word "borrow" means "to take and keep"), and your clothes.
I've decided that I'm just not interested in such folk. Not no more.
Oh, and NO ONE is allergic to water. Please inform me if you are. Alright guys you win!